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• If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
• A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.
  When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair....
• I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.
• To reformat a CD-ROM, use steel wool & heavy pressure
• I have a short penis, is there a device out there to help me?" "Yes. It's called a Porsche.
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• A man walks into the chemist's: "Have you got cotton wool balls?
  Assistant: "What do you think I am, a teddy bear?...
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....