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If I Were Dead, I Wouldn't Be Alive!
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If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!
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If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!
You mean.. I was ALIVE for all those years??
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
He's dead? I thought he was British.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE
If I were you, who'd be me?
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
