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• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!
• Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
• He's dead? I thought he was British.
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Hey Woman Want some Wrinkled Neck Bass? I just caught it at the River.
• I'm such a lousy lover... One day, I caught a peeping tom booing me!
• Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.