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• This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
  If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or divine....
• To Be is To Do - Socrate
• Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
• Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
• Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
• One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
  Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
• To do, is to be." - Socrates "To be, is to do." - Sartre "Do-be-do-be-do." - Sinatra
• The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else.
  .. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task....
• A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
  I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....