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• To do, is to be." - Socrates "To be, is to do." - Sartre "Do-be-do-be-do." - Sinatra
• I drank WHAT?!? - Socrate
• Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
• Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
• Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
• This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
  If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or divine....
• To do is to be.
• To be is to do.
• Do be do be do - Sinatra