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• To Be is To Do - Socrate
• I drank WHAT?!? - Socrate
• Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
• Missed by that much.
• To do, is to be." - Socrates "To be, is to do." - Sartre "Do-be-do-be-do." - Sinatra
• I have a list, they will never be missed ...
• This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
  If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or divine....
• Man on package tour in USA, one day of the tour is a bus ride down to Mexico.
  Whoopee he thinks, wild times, smokes, freaky things....