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• . . . ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . .
• Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.
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• Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
• The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
  Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores....
• Please come home with me...I have Tylenol!!
• Do I have to put something here?
• Italian politician and porn star Illona Staller rose to fame when she campaigned for Parliament topless.
  Not one to rest on her laurels, she recently showed up at the Vatican for a meeting with the Pope....