Italian politician and porn star Illona Staller rose to fame when
she campaigned for Parliament topless.
Not one to rest on her laurels, she recently showed up at the Vatican
for a meeting with the Pope... again, topless.
The Pope met her at the gate. "Dear lady!", he said, "You can't
come in here like that!"
"And why not?", Staller asked. "This is a church, and I have a
divine right!"
"Hey," the Pope replied, "You have a magnificent left, too, but you
STILL can't come in here like that!"
she campaigned for Parliament topless.
Not one to rest on her laurels, she recently showed up at the Vatican
for a meeting with the Pope... again, topless.
The Pope met her at the gate. "Dear lady!", he said, "You can't
come in here like that!"
"And why not?", Staller asked. "This is a church, and I have a
divine right!"
"Hey," the Pope replied, "You have a magnificent left, too, but you
STILL can't come in here like that!"
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