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• Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.
• Background: Something spacy, like "A Saucerful Of Secrets" by Pink Floyd.
  ) (Try to sound like Carl Sagan.) Who are you? Where do you come from?...
• Don't you have something better to do?
• If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!
• Inflamed: What?!? You didn't think it was funny? Where did you get your sense of humor, an Acme correspondence course?
  What do I have to do to get something funny posted around here?...