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  You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English....
• Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon.
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• The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
  It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
• A finanicial magnate was on his death bed. He was under an Oxygen tent.
  At his side stood his loyal subordinate, tears streaming down his face....
• E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot'
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  A: At the time my right foot was located at the extreme end of my right leg....