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• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
• But Sir, my mother made me bring my umbrella !!!
• I want my, I want my, I want my XRS!
• Beginner Cook Are you a cook? Neither am I. When dinner comes I only sigh, Wake up the phone and his book And let somebody be my cook.
  A pizza is a trusty meal, A color frantic tasty wheel....
• I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
  I called her my grille friend!...
• childhood --- I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• I had this joke played on me and it was quite effective.
  A small box was filled with the punch-holes from paper tapes....