Two Neighbors Were Discussing Gardening One Afternoon.

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Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon. The lady
from next door remarked, "My but you have such a nice blush on
your tomatoes, how do you do it?" The gentleman farmer replied,
"Oh, its easy. Every morning before I get dressed, I walk out to
my garden in my bathrobe and flash them. You should give that a
A few weeks later the two neighbors were again talking about
gardening, when the man asked, "By the way, how are your tomatoes
doing? Do they have a nice blush yet?" "No," answered the woman,
"they are the same as before. But now my cucumbers are a foot