Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon. The lady
from next door remarked, "My but you have such a nice blush on
your tomatoes, how do you do it?" The gentleman farmer replied,
"Oh, its easy. Every morning before I get dressed, I walk out to
my garden in my bathrobe and flash them. You should give that a
try."
A few weeks later the two neighbors were again talking about
gardening, when the man asked, "By the way, how are your tomatoes
doing? Do they have a nice blush yet?" "No," answered the woman,
"they are the same as before. But now my cucumbers are a foot
long!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
