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• In a speech to a gathering of mathematics professors from throughout the United States, George W.
  Bush warned the academics not to misuse their position to force their often extremist political views on young Americans....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A man was in court as a witness on a rape case. Witne
  I saw the him giving her a right good f---ing, he was....
• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• George Washington and The Cherry Tree... George? Yes, father?
  George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully....
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• DAN QUAYLE QUOTES: Dan Quayle, as quoted in The Washington Po
  "I've been blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family....