I Like To Help You Out,which Way You Come In?
I Like to help you out,which way you come in?
Help you out? Certainly. Which way did you come in?
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.
After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier....
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked "Yes sir,may we help you?
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied....
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
You never act da way ya should & I like it.
You never act da way ya should & I like i
Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....