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• Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
  My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so* depressed.
  I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone....
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
• My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background, or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello.
  You have reached xxx-xxxx,otherwise known as the epicenter of the universe....
• Somebody smokeded my lucky number!
• IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO