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• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• 180 There was an old gent from Kentuck Who boasted a filigreed schmuck, But he put it away For fear that one day He might put it in and get stuck.
• Two IRA volunteers are waiting in ambush for an English army patrol that is due to pass at midday.
  It doesn't arrive at 12, or at 1 and by 2 Seamas is getting worried....
• Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God
  Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?...
• It seems that when God was making the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.
  Man was horrified!! "Only twenty years of normal sex life?...
• What hope is there for the world if I die?
• Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women. One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
  As he is eyeing the foxy chick and getting nowhere her friend walks up to him....
• I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!