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  After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done....
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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
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  "Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87....
• Facts most people are content to live without knowing
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