One day a big swarm of bees came through town. All of the bees swarmed
over to the Shell Gas Station except one, who went to the Esso station.
Moral: There's an Esso bee in every crowd.....
over to the Shell Gas Station except one, who went to the Esso station.
Moral: There's an Esso bee in every crowd.....
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