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• Who steals my tagline steals trash" -WS
• A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
  You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that....
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
  ..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
• There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
• Confucius say: He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
  .. A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky....