One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked
his wife if she was in the mood.
His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."
The man replied, "Is that your final answer?"
She said "Yes."
"OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.
A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked
his wife if she was in the mood.
His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."
The man replied, "Is that your final answer?"
She said "Yes."
"OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.
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