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  The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?...
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  Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?...
• A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and and steals a roast.
  The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?...
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  Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers heard a kiss, then a loud slap....