Confucius Say: He Who Rapes A Man's Daughter, Draws And Quarters His Son, And Buries His Wife Alive In An Anthill Should Not Expect To Sit At That Man's Dinner Table Without The Subject Coming Up.

Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....
A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
Confucius say: He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!
Confucius Says: "Man who run in front of car, get tired" "Man who run behind ca
get exhausted" "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there" "Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly" "Foolish man give wife grand piano....
Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
"The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....