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A man has got to know his limitations.
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A man's got to know his limitations.
Taking A Dip The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in the nearby lake.
He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he was all alone....
1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that....
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?...
This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transplant one....
This guy has been feeling really bad for about 3 weeks so he goes to see his doctor.
The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've got, but it could be serious, so why don't you go to this specialist I know....