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• This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
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• Taking A Dip The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in the nearby lake.
  He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he was all alone....
• A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
  He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
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• It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
  Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....
• Q: What's a man who'se got his dick in the biscuit tin? A: Fucking crackers.