Taking A Dip
The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in
the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he
was all alone.
So, he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of
cool swimming, a pair of ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket, which lay on the
sandy beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed
with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move.
Then one of them said, "You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds."
"Impossible," said the embarrassed man, "You really know what I'm thinking?"
"Yes," she replied, "I know that you think that the bucket you're holding
has a bottom on it."
The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in
the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he
was all alone.
So, he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of
cool swimming, a pair of ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket, which lay on the
sandy beach. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed
with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move.
Then one of them said, "You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds."
"Impossible," said the embarrassed man, "You really know what I'm thinking?"
"Yes," she replied, "I know that you think that the bucket you're holding
has a bottom on it."
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