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• A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
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  The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is obvious, you're two tents....
• A statistician is a man, who with his head in an oven and his feet in an ice bucket, will say that on the average he feels fine.
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  He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
• A Nice older woman? A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....