A Man Is Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
A man is only as young as the woman he feels!
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!...
144 There was an old man of Connaught Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed The old woman said, "This isn't a prick, it's a wart....
A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.
The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is obvious, you're two tents....
A statistician is a man, who with his head in an oven and his feet in an ice bucket, will say that on the average he feels fine.