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  HE GOT A BAD SUNBURN ALL OVER! THAT NIGHT, HIS GIRLFRIEND CAME OVER....
• Q: what does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast?
  A: well, this morning i had bacon, eggs, juice......
• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....
• A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
  He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....
• This guy goes into a bar and asks for a pint of beer.
  While the barman's pouring it, he looks about the place, and sees a piano man sitting there in front of the old ivories, giving it a bit of a play, and his pet monkey, which is wandering about with a tin mug collecting money....
• Q: What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar?
  A: He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth....
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  The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....