Related:

• Evolution: God's way of issuing update
• Food is God's way of saying "Eat Me!
• Viruses are god way of punishing program pirates.
• SOME AMUSING STEVE WRIGHT SAYINGS (and look-alikes) From various sources, some from memory, grouped in a semi-random way.
  I excluded just a few that I thought weren't very funny....
• As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
• As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing!
• When I was small, I used to pray to God for a bike.
  But then I realised that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness....