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  A Random Walk in Science - R.L. Weber and E. Mendoza More Random Walks In Science - R....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• You know how those novelty shops, as if required by some obscure law, all carry those cutesy keychains with various sayings on them?
  Well, I happen to know that in your deepest innermost desire, you really wanted a list of those ever so witty sayings....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• A tale of woe...by Poe? Or a vain attempt at literature by the computer semi-literate?
  Anonymous, with all apologies due to E. A. Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, Systems manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, Still I sat there, doing spreadshee...
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....