What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery (sic) on a blonde?
"Space. The final frontier."
Locked: 50 yards to the next outhouse
- written by Kenny du Witt
illustrated by Betty Kent
"Toll's Toy" by Warren Pees
Not Welcome - written by Isadore O'Penn
illustrated by Doris Locht
Trail in the sand by Peter Draggon
The open kimono by Seemore Hair
Despite the fanfare of yesterday's new technology announcement, ButtPrint
Technologies must now regretfully inform our customers of an unforeseen
security vulnerability in our ButtPrint I Computer User Authorization
System, and ButtPrint II Coinless Pay Toilet....