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• Evolution: God's way of issuing update
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  They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh....
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• A Tagline a day keeps viruses away!
• No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites.
• Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software.
• Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
• Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.