Limericks - Dirty
There was a lady from University
Who was the sole of perversity
She was into candles
And all manner of scandals
And sexual positions in diversity
Out For A Stroll... An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to to one of Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband.
Nearby was a very well-known golf course. On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll....
Progress results from unpopular positions.
Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandal
Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff
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There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....