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• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...
• Hind sight is always 20-20.
• Sight is an excretion of darkness.
• This guy gets a raise, so he decides to but a new sight for his gun.
  Well, anyway, the salesman at the store is throwing his pitch, and he brags, "If you'll look through this sight, I'll bet that you can see my house in perfect detail, even though it's the whole way at the top of the hill....
• A: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
  B: After seeing you the answer is no, and now I don't intend to be around here much longer....
• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....
• A True Blonde! The Champaign Ill. Police Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by this recent incident.
  Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized....
• So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
  They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates the velocity of the deer and the effect of gravity on the bullet, aims his rifle and fires....
• After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.
  When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups....