If The Exam Is Math/science Related, Make Up The Longest Proofs You Could Possibly Think Of.
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If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
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Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals....
If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.
If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
!? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...