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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.
A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....
A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
This woman decides to buy a new cupboard that you have to assemble yourself.
Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom....
From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42 GMT [Yet another compendium] And who says our educational system is in dire straits?...