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  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
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  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
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• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• This woman decides to buy a new cupboard that you have to assemble yourself.
  Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom....
• From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
  Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42 GMT [Yet another compendium] And who says our educational system is in dire straits?...