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• Three mathematicians and a physicist walk into a bar.
  You'd think the second one would have ducked. (Ha, that quack's me up!)...
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
• Three Men and A Lamp Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft.
  Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project....
• There's this guy in a bar that's saying he knows everybody, and will bet anybody on it.
  So this guy walks up and says, "I bet you don't know Burt Rynolds....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A guy dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him warmly at the gates of Hell, and they enter a long coridor.
  As they walk along, the Devil explains, " Now that you're in Hell, you must choose the manner in which you must spend all eternity....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
  9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: --------------------------------- 1....
• From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
  9 Very Unsuccessful Pick=-up Lines: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 1....