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• Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
• Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
• Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
  The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full....
• When the logician's little son refused again to eat his vegetables for dinner, the father threatened him
  If you don't eat your vegies, you won't get any ice-cream!...
• Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream!
• Quick, get the vanilla ice cream. I smell brownie
• How do you make a dead baby float?........... 1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
• Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Add a scoop of ice cream and some root beer.
• Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social.
  All ladies giving milk will please come early....