Tuesday At 4:00 PM There Will Be An Ice Cream Social.
Real Church Announcements
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
.. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....
Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study....
Hunting Schedule 1:00 am Alarm clock rings 2:00 am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed 2
30 am Throw everything except the kitchen sink into the pick-up 3...
WISCONSIN-ISMS A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads....
Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts 15> To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.
14> Number of kills clearly marked on the side of his truck....
How To Know Whether or Not You Are Ready For Parenthood MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls....