Finish Your Backup, And Later On We Can Have Ice Cream!
Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream!
Never carry ice cream in your pocket.
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full....
Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane ** The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
** There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray ....
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What a Virus! If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....
Without ice cream life and fame are meaningle
Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts 15> To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.
14> Number of kills clearly marked on the side of his truck....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....