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  A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
• Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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• Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
• An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
  He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
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