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• Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They like Danzig in the dark....
• How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....