ASCII No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies.

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• I have come here to kick ascii.
• ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• . . . ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS . . .
• Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
• ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
• Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
  2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....