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• Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.
• What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? -One prick and its gone.
• Question: Why is a virgin like a hemophiliac? Anwse
  Because one prick and it's all over. (Sigh. Please pardon this poor excuse of a joke...)...
• Q: What do balloons and virgins have in common? A: One prick and its gone.
• One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to before.
  On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....
• 183 There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and no more.
  It was all right for key-holes And little girl's pee-holes, But not worth a damn with a whore....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Virginity is curable.
• RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S