Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone.
- Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.
- What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? -One prick and its gone.
Why is a virgin like a hemophiliac?
Because one prick and it's all over. (Sigh. Please pardon this poor excuse of a joke...)...
- Q: What do balloons and virgins have in common? A: One prick and its gone.
- One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to
On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....
- 183 There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more.
It was all right for key-holes And little girl's pee-holes, But not worth a damn with a whore....
- Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room
were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
- Virginity is curable.
- RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S