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• Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever.
• RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S
• Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.
• Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone.
• A young woman was talking with her mother. "Mom, I lost my virginity last week," said the daughter.
  I'm not suprised, honey," replied her mother, "I just hope it was a wonderful and romantic experience for you....
• The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting college.
  Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend....
• Proof By Intimidation % -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!...