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• They called me mello' yello'...........
• What do you call a n Oriental on barbiturates? A mello-yellow.
• And why should you never trust the Chinese? Any country with a population of over 1 BILLION people that claims that ping-pong is their favorite indoor sport has GOT to lie about other things.
  What do you call an Oriental person on Quaaludes?...
• I have a short penis, is there a device out there to help me?" "Yes. It's called a Porsche.
• I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
  I called her my grille friend!...
• My mother-in-law kept nagging me to take her to Sea World. I called, but they don't want her.
• Under the old apple tree.... is where she first showed it to me.
  .. She showed me her spot and she called it a twat.. But it looked like an asshole to me.......
• ahhhhhhhhh...hhhhhhhhhhhhh (heavy breathing sounds, like an obcene phone call) Oh, shit, you called me!
  Sorry, leave your name and number at the beep....
• As I heard it ( to the tune of the song ) By the shade of the old apple tree, That's where she first showed it to me.
  It was hairy and black, And she called it her crack, But it looked like a manhole to me....