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• Under the old apple tree.... is where she first showed it to me.
  .. She showed me her spot and she called it a twat.. But it looked like an asshole to me.......
• 111 In the shade of the old apple tree Where between her fat legs I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot, And it certainly looked good to me.
• I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
  She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• I could hear the dull buzz of the bee As he sunk his grub hooks into me.
  Her ass it was fine But you should have seen mine In the shade of the old apple tree....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me.
  In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...