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• American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro.
  And sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them....
• Buy three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
• Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
• Did you ever get caught masturbating in the closet????? You must be prety good at it then.....
• Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.
• What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
• A businessman called home, at noon one day, but the maid answered.
  When the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid replied, "She's upstairs in the bedroom entertaining her boyfriend"....
• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible <FART> problem....