A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible <FART> problem. I just can't <FART> stop
farting.
Doctor: That is an unusual complaint. Take off your clothes and lay, stomach
down, on the couch.
The man does as he is told. The doctor examines him for a minute - the man
farting all the time.
Doctor: Ah ha! This should be easy to cure. Excuse me for a moment.
The doctor goes over to a closet and pulls out a long pole with a sharp spike
at one end.
man: <FART> Oh my God! <FART> What are you going to do with <FART> that ?!
Doctor: I need to open a window.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible <FART> problem. I just can't <FART> stop
farting.
Doctor: That is an unusual complaint. Take off your clothes and lay, stomach
down, on the couch.
The man does as he is told. The doctor examines him for a minute - the man
farting all the time.
Doctor: Ah ha! This should be easy to cure. Excuse me for a moment.
The doctor goes over to a closet and pulls out a long pole with a sharp spike
at one end.
man: <FART> Oh my God! <FART> What are you going to do with <FART> that ?!
Doctor: I need to open a window.
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